If,

If you are a boy, then i am a girl ,
If you are a lesbian/gay, then i am perfectly normal ,
If you are crazy, i'm an insane ,
If you are happy, i'm delighted
If you are full, i am bloated ,

If you are stupid, then i'm an idiot ,
If you can walk, i can run ,
If you can laugh HA-HA-HA , i can giggles  HO-HO-HO,
If you can speak ABCDE, i can sing HULALA,
If you wish for more, i can ask for most ,
If you wish to die, i wish to live ,
If you love to travel , i love to turn the world right round ,
If you love her,  i love you ,
If you got brain, i got intelligence
If all your dreams come true, i tell you , it's a miracle!
If you can sucess without learning, i tell you, it's impossible!
If you can jump first before walk, i tell you, you are lying!
If you are not enjoying life, i tell you, you are a fool !
If you are perfect, i tell you, it's a joke that never come true.
If you think this is a poem or a joke, i tell YOU, this is just a CRAP.

If there's too many if's in this world, you are most probably still dreaming.

signing off,
*source : peikhim's extraordinary mind * [fuiyoo]
btw,happy father's day to all sweet papa in the world !