This is actually a conversation [last year] between me and a philippine man whose surname is Lee. so MR Lee i called him.
Promise me that u won't laugh at me la k! [eventhough i knw u would]Mr Lee : Where are you from?
Me : Malaysia
Mr Lee: Do you know how to speak English?
Me : err. A little bit *started to nervous*
Mr Lee: Well , a little bit is better none at all *grins* How many siblings do u have?
Me : Urm.. 2. I have a brother and a sister. I'm the youngest.
Mr Lee: Me too. I'm the youngest. How old is your sister and brother? What do they work as?
Me : My brother is 27 years old. He's a tea-seller and my sister is 26 years old.
Mr Lee : Is your sister as pretty as you?
Me : *looked at him strangely and !!!* Err. yes (=.= ")
Mr Lee : Good! Who's prettier? She or you?
Me : She!
Mr Lee : I think you *smiles*
Me : Heart said " what the...?" *smiles back and tried to look away*Mr Lee: What do yout think of summer vacation?
Me : *looked at him with a BLANK MIND* i was like err. WHAT? omg omg.
Mr Lee : Malaysia beaches. What do u think? Good?
Me : ..??..*sigh* err. not bad.. [what the hack am i answering wei..] *swts*
Mr Lee: Why?
Me : Err. I haven't went there before.
Mr Lee : Why?
Me : My father didnt bring me.. *grin a lil*
Mr Lee : Is he strict?
Me : Yeah.
Mr Lee : Oh *shooked his head*
Me :

Mr Lee : So you're in high school?
Me : Yeah
Mr Lee: So when's going to college?
Me : Err.. I think 3 years more.
Mr Lee : What you gonna be? *curious face*
Me : Err.. I don't know.
Mr Lee: How could be?
Me : *smile again *
Mr Lee: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me : No *shooking my head seriously*
Mr Lee: Why? When your sister got a boyfriend? And how long was their relationship?
Me : Erm. she got a boyfriend at 19 years old. now their relationship is already around 8-9 years.
Mr Lee : WOW. You should get one, ..secretly *whisper and then laugh*
Me : *smile innocently*
Mr Lee : So what's nice about Malaysia? Food? The people here? The people here are very friendly.. and i went the street there and ate the food. the food were quite nice.
Me : Oh *noded*
My papa : *speaking mandarin* Ah Khim ah, you now how to speak ENGLISH right *as though like im so good in it* you can talk to this phillipine uncle. He is also LEE okay.
actually we were heading to a restaurant to celebrate papa's club : lee's association "50 annivesary" i think. forgot dy. so we gotta pick up those LEE people[from the east south countries] at a hotel. ex : Lee from singapore, phillipine, etc. My papa took the responsibilities to send all those guest to the restaurant. so eventually, this phillipine started a conversation with me.
Continue.. [in the car]
Mr Lee : Don't worry
Me : *swts and felt like run away*
Suddenly a group of pollice traffic passed by(surronded a car).
Mr Lee: Was that the politician?
Me : i think so
Mr Lee : Well Malaysia drive right handed. Phillipine is left handed.. *laughs alone*
Me : *laugh ALSO*
Mr Lee : How many subjects you study in school? How many English subjects?
Me : 11 subjects and 3 english subjects.
Mr Lee : So there's 3 english subjects
Me : Nono! One is English. and diother two are Science and Mathematics in English. Then, malay, History and geography. *clumsy answer right?*
Mr Lee : Oh. *point to a place out of a sudden* Is that the Batu Cave?
Me : Err. I don't know. I never been there before?
Mr Lee : HUH? Then where are you from?
Me : HEE~

Mr Lee: Where do you go usually during holidays or weekends?
Me : Err. Friend's house, help my mum to the market *crapping*
Mr Lee : What do you do when you are free?
Me : Sleeping. watching tv and surfing the net.
Mr Lee : So you are good in caligraphy?
Me : Err. I'm not good in Chinese.
Mr Lee : Then what are you good at?! Playing computers? *laughs*
Me : !@@! Hehe. Don't know. *smile with embarassment*
Mr Lee : Good girl. You are a good girl *rub my shoulder*
Me :

Finally, we turned and I exhaled air strongly. and THE END.
What an embarassment. Am soo useless in becoming a malaysian.
English dahlah terrible. OMG!
Anyhows, speaking to a phillipine man was COOL also la. HAHA.
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